What do you do with homebrew that's not the best beer?
You experiment and make beer cocktails, that's what.
Try a basic brown, with smoked cherry malt. Too much smoked. Smells good but you can taste the smoke. You actually kinda chew it.
Now add Rockstar energy drink.
50/50 mix.
The tartness of the energy drink is mellowed. The smoke is mellowed.
All you have to worry about now is the upper combined with the downer.
Should even out... Right?
I mean, that's what Speedballs are supposed to do...
I leave you with that picture,
and this picture...